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Hershel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs is Hell Don't They (full name)
Species Appalachian Mud squid
shape Squid
Location Georgia
age a few days
hair color bald
height smaller than a knife
first appearance The Good One
Relatives

Lil Cuyler(Mother)

Early Cuyler(Uncle/ Surrogate Father)

Rusty Cuyler(Cousin)

Granny Cuyler(Grandmother)

Dr.Bug(Older Relative)


Hershel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs is Hell Don't They AKA Hershel Walker is the infant son of Lil Cuyler and an unknown man. He is also the nephew and surrogate son of Early Cuyler. Hershel is the brother of a large litter, however he did not associate with them, and would rather act like Early. He has never had a proper speaking role and has said the same lines, which is for a strange reason the same yell given off by Early.

Character HistoryEdit

Hershel was one of the many children given birth to by Lil, and was taken immediately afterward by Early to see "Saw III" with his siblings. However, the proposed trip to the cinema was just Early's thinly veiled attempt at exterminating the unwanted children, and the Sheriff appeared just in time to save them. Alas, many of Lil's young were diseased, suffering from crack withdrawal, or pregnant. When the camera shifts, it is made evident that Hershel took it upon himself to dispose of some of his siblings by stabbing them to death. Hershel's cold blooded attitude is revealed even further as he blows Sheriff's head off from the upper jaw. Such acts of random violence seem to soften Early's heart, and soon he accepts the child as a surrogate son. Hershel begins to act more and more like Early, and Early takes it upon himself to impart some fundamental life skills to the boy: drinking, shotgun operation, stealing, and breaking jail being prime among them. However, Hershel grows more violent and unpredictable under the savage tutelage of Early, and he finally leaves Early to die after being disfigured by a train- only returning briefly to take Early's hat despite his uncle's desperate pleas for help.

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Hershel drinks Glug

PersonalityEdit

Hershel rarely shows emotion, sadistic grins and the occasional outburst of "woo!" being his primary methods of self-expression. He is generally depicted as being a baby version of Early though he seems even more prone to fits of random violence than his uncle- often killing characters for no given reason- whilst Early usually creates half-baked rationalizations for his crimes. Though Hershel seems to have a deep-seated hatred towards other characters, he does not seem to mind being ordered around by Early, and is willing to serve as his accomplice in various crimes. That is, until Hershel abandons Early, presumably to make his own way in the world.

Trivia Edit

  • Hershel is most likely Lil's only son, as it is presumed the rest died.
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Lil's spawn after being fatally stabbed by their sibling.

  • Herschel is named after the University of Georgia Bulldogs' 1982 Heisman Trophy winning running back.
  • He appears on a milk carton in the episode Ga-Ga-Ghost.

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