Although never given his actual name, he is simply referred to as "Patrick Swayze". Swayze pretended to be, the now deceased, real life actor Patrick Swayze. He preformed this act of identity theft in order to receive gifts from the gullible Cuylers, notably Early and Rusty. "Patrick" makes several refrences of the movies Patrick Swayze in as an unclever way to trick the Cuylers, as well as quoting several aspect of some movies like using the line my way, or the highway from the film Roadhouse
the impostor appears like a bald, overweight, sweaty, legless drifter.
- The impostor was only featured in one episode, and has since then become a background character.