Ad blocker interference detected!
Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers
Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.
My heart is aflutter,
I've found me a suiter.
A handsome young man is after my cooter.
I met him while trolling on Hezbollah hotties,
where I posted shots of my hot nubile body.
It's for her alone that my lonely heart aches, if she'll only share me with me her yellow cake...
- Duet - Yellow Cake...
He wants me to shield my face with a smock.
These wardrobe requirements play to my strengths.
And I'll take her hand on a yellow cake walk,
as long as she stays behind seven arm lengths.
He said I would know him by his good hooks.
My hands were cut off for reading that Da Vinci Code book.
And we will swap spit when I life up my veil.
But first we'll conduct,
(Duet, fades out) sale....